May 2013
192 posts
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
AEJux: An American investment banker was at the... →
aesizzle:
An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it…
“Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants. Stop thinking
about what I...”
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people who do math homework in pen are fearless
I’m a fearless mutha fucka
